“It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” This quote from MacBeth is an apt opening for today’s offering. I can’t call it a story because it has no plot, just a slice of life. But not only full of fury, also full of venom and bitterness.
Facebook has become today’s version of Jerry Springer. People seem to have no qualms about saying or doing anything in public, as long as they feel they are getting attention. An innate need to matter, to be heard. But some of our thoughts don’t need to be heard. They should lie unspoken in the junkyard of our minds.
I have taken this little psychodrama directly from Facebook. I’ve made no changes except for names. Punctuation seems to be a fading convention, its lack sometimes making a thought difficult to follow or parse. I’ve added no help. The spelling was sometimes erratic, but I’ve made no changes to that either.
My only regret it that, alas, I am actually related to some of these people. But then, as I say every year at Thanksgiving, oh god, I hope I’m adopted.
Sturm und Drang
Bobby Branson – subject of much of the discussion
Chrissie Carter Oaks – Bobby’s former fiancée
Ethel Branson – Bobby’s mother
Mary Lane – Chrissie’s best friend
Randall Oaks – Chrissie’s husband
Chad Branson – Bobby’s brother
Sally Branson – Chad’s wife
Ashley Branson – Bobby’s sister-in-law
Johnny Branson – Bobby’s brother
Jessie Branson – Bobby’s cousin
Steph Branson – Bobby’s cousin
Brandy Laws – Bobby’s cousin
Katie Allen, Donna Walls, Josey Gardner, Mike Rawls – Bobby’s friends
Ethel Branson: To all my FB friends Ethel Branson and the late Milton Branson proudly announce the engagement of their son Robert Branson to Chrissie Carter. Please pray their marriage will be blessed by GOD.
Bobby Branson: The weekend is here going to spend these two days off spending some much needed time with my soon to be wife Chrissie Carter. I love you baby from the moon and back counting the days down.
Bobby Branson: What you find out in the end the love hurts the most. The wedding got called off I’m single again and this crap sucks. But I know I will always have my mama and my brothers to try and pick me up I love all of y’all.
June 6 and following
Chrissie Carter: Take the pic off. It has my child in it.
Mary Lane: Ok retard. For 1 this is not ur child take it down 2 ur being a fucking child this is not ur kid so take it down im not playing ur nothing but a perv taking someone elses kids pic and putting on ur facebook really grow the fuck up she don’t want ur perv ass so leave her and her kid alone and take the pic down or ill make sure u regret it and im not one to play with so u better take it down right now u fucking perv.
Chrissie Carter: Mary Lane get into this with us girl.
Mary Lane: Hes fucking stupid girl.
Randall Oaks: You’ve got till Saturday to get the fuck picture off your Facebook page.
Katie Allen: What the fuck are you gonna do?
Donna Walls: Exactly.
Randall Oaks: You fucking perv you will never have the chance to be with her she going to be my wife in a few weeks.
Chad Branson: All I can say to this is good luck with that shit. She’s about the most useless thing called a female I have ever met and thank you for taking one for the team and getting her out of circulation. You’re alright in my book.
A few weeks pass
Chrissie Oaks: Bobby take the pic off your page stop being a spiteful asshole. Take my daughters pic off your Facebook so I can move on with my life and be happy with my husband.
Chrissie Oaks: This dude is sick in the head I think and has a thing for kids. I think that’s why he won’t take it down. what ya think Randall Oaks.
Katie Allen: If you really think that, why on earth would you agree to marry him? Take family pictures? To make his mama happy? No, bitch. You did it just to fuck with good people because you are scum of the earth and ain’t got a lick of common sense.
Randall Oaks: He’s a piece of shit.
Chrissie Oaks: Oh I agree but think about it he won’t remove a pic with a child that is not his. It kinda screams that he has a thing for children. And woman that are way outta his field.
Mary Lane: Ya its gross damn thats y I called him a perv lol. Right u dont want him he needs to move on damn plain and simple.
Chrissie Oaks: I think deep down he really is. He has no life and all he is doing is trying to fuck with my child.
Mary Lane: Ya i know its rediclious.
Chrissie Oaks: It sure as hell is. I think this is what he does in his free time.
Randall Oaks: You one thing you don’t do a fucking post pictures of my wife and child.
Brandy Laws: When this fucking picture was taken your “wife” was with Bobby. Shes got shit to answer to. Faking a pregnancy and using this families good nature then saying this shit.
Sally Branson: At least until the next sucker comes along. Then she’ll move on from you like she did Bobby.
Mary Lane: He just needs to remove the pic is all and this all will stop.
Donna Walls: She sure as hell didnt mind when she was using his house as a resting place when she was out leaving hoeing around y’all all better back off.
Randall Oaks: No bitch she was with me so you need to get the fuck out of it. My wife ain’t a hoe.
Sally Branson: I beg to differ.
Donna Walls: Wow he pulled ur wife from u? Some kinda scam y’all got goin.
Donna Walls: Randall tell that to the guy she brought out here and was in camper for 3 hrs.
Ashley Branson: She is a hoe. And nothing more. Bitch only knows how to hoe round and use people.
Mary Lane: Horing around really with no vehicle get a life.
Sally Branson: She didn’t need a vehicle. I saw the men coming by to pick her up.
Randall Oaks: Yep it was me and it’s not your business.
Mary Lane: Ya cause she choose to leave and thats her choice u cant make someone love someone they dont.
Mary Lane: And thats not men thats a big deff.
Sally Branson: Then why does she keep coming back to his place. What about the “gay” best friend. What about the “brother”. And she slept with Bobby. All in the course of 2 months. Wow!!! My family, my business.
Mary Lane: K well i know nothing about them i only know about Randall and Bobby no one else and i talk to chrissie just about everyday.
Donna Walls: None of y’all know what the hell is going on but the shit that flowing out her mouth which isnt nothing but fucking lies.
Chrissie Oaks: All you fucking do is use Bobby for your personal shit and make him feel bad when he won’t kiss your ass over your child. The dude needs to take the pic of my child down before I have her father involved in it.
Katie Allen: Oh so kinda like you did?
Donna Walls: No the mf would come get her thats why she had everyone stay in the house. So y’all get a life. Grow up.
Chrissie Oaks: All you do is stay fucking drunk so don’t tell us to grow up.
Donna Walls: Wow u don’t know me I don’t drink. I believe u got drunk at my house.
Mary Lane: he needs to take this pic down its not his daughter and none of this would be going on right now get the big pic much.
Brandy Laws: None of this would be happening right now if your so called friend wasn’t a con. All she did was use him and you’re here like a blind puppy.
Chrissie Oaks: Mary Lane is one of my closest peoples and knows everything about me.
Sally Branson: It’s funny how Chrissie injected herself into Bobby’s life & his family bent over backwards to try to help her out. They were rewarded with nothing but lies from her for their good deeds. She is a manipulator & a con artist & a compulsive liar. This is the behavior she shows after all she had done.
Chrissie Oaks: Look here you crazy ass crack hoe bitch stay outta it.
Sally Branson: I’m a crack hoe? That’s funny. You’re just a straight up con artist whore. I’ve seen you first hand bringing men in the camper, leaving the house for weeks with different men just to beg to come back. Faking pregnancy. Stealing jewelry. Should I keep going…
Chrissie Oaks: At least I didn’t put drugs before my kids.
Sally Branson: Funny I still have my kids. No you put everything before your kids or you would still have them.
Chad Branson: Exactly.
Donna Walls: Ashley Branson, Katie Allen look at this shyt.
Chrissie Oaks: Donna Walls, get everyone in it why don’t you let’s have a big fuck fest
Donna Walls: Heck u did.
Donna Walls: All lies tell I’m pulling the truth.
Brandy Laws: You fucking tagged your damn friend into this shit.
Donna Walls: What about the pic u had Bobby pay for.
Chrissie Oaks: Mom wanted that taken I didn’t want that fucking pic taken for shit. So therefore I made her happy.
Donna Walls: More lies.
Randall Oaks: Look at the picture he looking at the child inappropriately.
Chrissie Oaks: omg it’s true.
Brandy Laws: Doesn’t matter if its not his daughter he treated this crazy bitch and her daughter like they were damn on a pedestal. They were automatically added into the family and showed love and this woman was treated like family.
Randall Oaks: Yep i was the men she left with and had a lot of fun with I’m the daddy of the baby’s and the one she’s married to hahaha.
Chrissie Oaks: You don’t know a damn this all I want is my child’s pic removed off Facebook it’s not his kid he has no rights to her nor will he ever. So therefore it needs to come down and everyone needs to stay outta it.
Brandy Laws: I know everything of whats going on and i know you’re a conniving bitch that only lies. Saying you’re pregnant and then faking a miscarriage saying you feel kicking and that its twins, then 3, then 4. You’re a dumb bitch that thought no one would be smart enough to see through your half assed lies.
Mary Lane: He just needs to take this pic down plain and simple that’s y i got involved its not his kid it shouldn’t be up on his facebook at all and i know how it feels when someone does this shit cause im going through the same shit so if he just takes it down it will all be done and over with on my end.
Sally Branson: Maybe if she would just give the ring back it will all be done & over with.
Randall Oaks: The ring is gone lol lol
Ashley Branson: Warrant for her arrest cause it wasnt paid for. I have a good lawyer who will help you Bobby Branson.
Mary Lane: Ya and they had a plan to give it back and for the pic to be taken down and he refuses to do so and if i remember correctly he told her she could have the ring and that he didnt want it back so u dont know everything either. What men exactly huh? Were u there? Can u say what they were wearing or what they looked like? How tall? Cause if not then u dont really know then now do u?
Sally Branson: I saw enough from my house.
Ashley Branson: She a fuck whore and dont deserve a good man. Bitch need to give the ring back her lying cheating ass.
Randall Oaks: She don’t have the ring it on the side of the road since it’s a fucking lie from his mommy that said it was a mommy’s day present.
Sally Branson: More lies.
Chrissie Oaks: What no one understands is the ring is lost I lost it last night and can’t find it at all it’s insured they will give another one it have a life time warranty.
Brandy Laws: You mean you pawned it. Give the money that was spent on the damn thing back. All this could easily go to the law in 2 seconds. Y’all wanna threaten to press charges when there was nothing wrong done on Bobby’s part at all.
Mary Lane: Just have him take this pic down and im out thats all i want.
Randall Oaks: I fucking trashed it since it was a lie about it being a present.
Ashley Branson: It wasnt a present or gift. The bitch promised to marry him and due to her cheating and hoeing around. It is owed back to Bobby Branson cause she is a trashy slut.
Brandy Laws: I think your bitch is lying to you hunny.
Ashley Branson: Yeah whatever all lies just like everything you ever told him. Lies about being pregnant and everything. Lying ass bitch.
Randall Oaks: She is pregnant I’ve got pictures of my baby’s.
Sally Branson: I need to see that to believe it.
Ethel Branson: If she is pregnant then post picture. When baby is born we will DEMAND a DNA test and if it is Bobby’s. We WILL see you in court.
Josey Gardner: Take him to court anyway mom he said he trashed the ring that’s right there shows he destroyed someone else’s property she’s all up here saying she married someone else. She needs to give the ring or take her ass to court. Got proof up here screen shot it all.
Randall Oaks: let’s go.
Sally Branson: I wouldn’t try to act so cocky if I was you. Josey is right. The proof is all right here for everyone to read. I am ecstatic that you have taken her off of our hands. You two are perfect for each other. She looks like trailer trash & you look like a straight up drug addict. You two belong together. I hope you both get everything that you have coming to you.
Randall Oaks: You don’t know me and so good luck trailer trash.
Sally Branson: hahaha…Can’t you be any more original than to just repeat what I say? Oh hunny, you need to get a clue. This girl is using you just like she uses everyone else. You’re just too blind to see it. When she has used you up she’ll leave you just like everyone else. You think you are special? No. You’re just her next victim. But who knows? Maybe you’re just as sick in the head as she is. Maybe you are just as worthless as she is. All you two do is run your mouths & spread your lies. But don’t have the ass to back up what comes out of your mouths. You want to get up here & try to bully someone but can’t take it when the table is turned. He took the photo down. Now she needs to return the ring. She needs to suck it up & realize that her scam didn’t work this time. Bobby has all the proof he needs to take her to court. I’ve seen her records. I don’t think she wants another charge.
Ashley Branson: You sure you the daddy?
Donna Walls: it’s the one in the camper. Hell or one of the 3 guys.
Randall Oaks: Hell yeah she been with me since she moved up there.
Sally Branson: What about “Ricky”.
Mary Lane: This crazy r u sure ur the daddy really come on now lmfao right now.
Donna Walls: U keep thinking that buddy.
Ashley Branson: She is just a slut lying ass bitch. She dont know who the daddy is. She a slut.
Mary Lane: Now thats enough cause shes not and she can sit here and say the same shit about u all.
Donna Walls: Doubt it. We all stay with our same man.
Brandy Laws: Shit I dont go and find people online and lie to them just to have a place to live while i sleep with other people and get married to the other person knowing damn well that im gonna run off with the ring.
Mary Lane: Ya well i know what happened and they worked shit out thats how it rolls would us stay with someone u thought u loved but dont? She thought she loved him and she didnt and he said she can keep it so how is that running off with it?
Sally Branson: Lies. More lies.
Mary Lane: Well i know what she told me so im just saying from what she told me and ive been down that road to thinking i loved someone but then really didnt so i broke it off but the only diff is he never bought me anything so.
Brandy Laws: Would you go through marrying them and then the next day you’re apparently engaged to someone else? Then while you’re with this new person you’re asking for them back in the SAME DAY.
Mary Lane: Hell no i would not but i would try to be friends is what i would do cause thats who i am i have a big heart and care a lot and when i do sometimes i get screwed over and shit.
Chrissie Oaks: I am a slut but honey you know that’s a lie. Hey look everyone get their panties outta a wad or dicks outta their asses.
Sally Branson: Chrissie I do think that you brought all of this on yourself. Everyone is tired of being quiet while you take advantage.
Ashley Branson: If she does have any babies they all gonna have different daddys cause she cant be faithful to one man. Lmao. YOU ARE JUST A HOE.
Chrissie Oaks: I know who my baby daddy’s are bitch. So don’t even go there with my kids that’s crossing the line you stupid bitch.
Mary Lane: So damn true it is crossing the line.
Brandy Laws: Plural, bitch? Lmao.
Sally Branson: “daddy’s”… Exactly.
Katie Allen: I’m dying with her multiple baby daddy’s!!
Randall Oaks: I’m the daddy been in there every night since she moved up there when people sleep daddy plays.
Sally Branson: You are only making her look worse. Keep talking.
Chrissie Oaks: I like it when daddy plays it’s fun.
Sally Branson: Wow… How weird is that.
Ashley Branson: Exactly.
Chrissie: I don’t wanna take it off (the engagement ring)
Bobby: Why not?
Chrissie: Because I still have hope of us.
Bobby: I have hopes of us to but I won’t to hold on to it so I can get down on my knee again and place it on your finger.
Chrissie: Please just let me hold on to if for now.
Bobby: I won’t to hold on to it.
Mary Lane: Whats the date on this. Cause there isn’t any.
Bobby Branson: Yesterday.
Donna Walls: Yesterday.
Ashley Branson: Exactly what I was thinking, she begging to keep the ring and keep the wedding date. But fucking every dick she crosses.
Donna Walls: Oh its gets better she just messaged him and asked us to stop she will give ring back next Friday! Sooo who lies on this.
Ashley Branson: She should have gave it back. She shouldn’t have even got it in the first place. How many dick already been in her before she moved there. Lol. Well its funny how she begging Bobby to still let her back just yesterday right. Bitch don’t know what she wants.
Donna Walls: Damn how many daddys do u have.
Ashley Branson: To many for her to keep up with obviously.
Chrissie Oaks: Y’all can all go fuck yalls selfs my two kids are none of your business
Mary Lane: Damn right girl.
Katie Allen: But its every other man out theres business right?
Ashley Branson: Right. I bet father’s day is very busy for her. Must have to make appointments. Lmao.
Johnny Branson: Enough is enough. She’s gone and its nobody’s business but theirs. The situation is bad enough without continuing to drag it out.
Donna Walls: They shouldn’t have attacked him nor threatened him. We didn’t say anything until then. Sorry but we don’t stand back and let family get done like that.
Jessie Branson: Johnny is right. Bobby just let her go, cuz. Let the ring go too.. if she can live with it then you can live without it. God has someone better for you I promise.. someone whos got her shit together.. this girls just looking to validate her fuckedupness. Idk her at all but watching ur posts is painful.. stop giving her all this power and give them all one of these (middle finger emoticon).
Chad Branson: I agree with Johnny on this one. Glad the bitch is gone though.
Ashley Branson: Good riddance. To unwanted bullshit.
Steph Branson: Some people come into your life and teach you a LESSON. And I hope you learned from this one Bobby. Y’all need to block each other and move on! And stop giving your heart to shit women. Period.
Donna Walls: Amen!
Randall Oaks: Amen. She been with me from the day she moved up there. Sorry Bobby.
Steph Branson: Randall Oaks you can move on too. Take her.
Ashley Branson: Randall Oaks please keep her. Cause her ass ain’t wanted here. I mean how many other men has she promised to marry. Lmao.
Donna Walls: Who ever they run scam on.
Randall Oaks: I’ll be happy to so fuck off and end the childish name calling.
Brandy Laws: Yall are perfect for each other. Both dumbasses. You’re just proving that she’s a slut.
Randall Oaks: No she a good house wife so don’t you worry about that Plus she loves my house and land and animals I have she loves my tractor no Reasons to leave my farm.
Sally Branson: Then why did you have her living in another man’s house.
Brandy Laws: You just said she was sleeping with you while she was engaged/dating another man. Like I said BOTH DUMBASSES.
Randall Oaks: No y’all are dumbass i was fucking her when she was living there then she find the love for me and moved to my house.
Brandy Laws: Exactly you stupid adultering fuck. Jesus.
Ashley Branson: Can’t fix stupid yall. Their comments show how ignorant they are. Perfect match for each other. I’m just glad she is out of Bobby’s life.
Katie Allen: Randall Oaks. ARE YOU LITERALLY STUPID?! Omfg WHY WOULD YOU LET YOUR WIFE SLEEP AND GET ENGAGED TO ANOTHER MAN?!?! Like.. both yall stupid asf.
Donna Walls: I was thinking the same thing but obviously they don’t understand intelligent things.
Mike Rawls: Him and Bobby was hitting it. What does that.
Donna Walls: Hoe.
Ashley Branson: Nasty hoe. And he bragging about it. I just wish Bobby knew how trashy she was before all this.
Steph Branson: Yalllll. Let it goooo.
Ashley Branson: Im done. I have a graduation to take care of. Plus fun family trip tomorrow.
Chrissie Oaks: Everyone just stop the shit. Johnny said leave it be so everyone keep my damn name outta your mouth.
Jenny Branson: Just my opinion nobody would have had anybody’s name in there mouth if they would have just kept there legs closed but that’s my opinion can’t expect to go around and be a whore and continue to think everyone is peaches and cream love you Bobby keep your head up.
Jenny Branson: But it’s not my business just stating facts.
Johnny Branson: Why??? Just let it die down please!